"So what do you think sex with a vampire would be like?" she asks.
That is necrophilia, correct?
Damn these Twilight books.
At first my answer is it would have to be better than sex with a human...right?
I mean it's a vampire...the epitome of sexy.
But maybe not.
Do vampire's even have a heartbeat?
This one's up for debate.
Even those that believe that Mr. Dracula would have some aortic action agree that it would be much slower than the average human.
On the line of 20-25 bpm.
I honestly doubt that is enough pressure to increase the blood flow to much needed areas.
Therefore, no...
Sex with a vampire would not be that great.
No bloodflow and those damn bites on your goody-parts.
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